Vaas: okay, jason tell me one thing who the fuck is charleyutton
Vaas: ??????
Jason: Well, he is an asslicker
Jason: He licks all the asses of kings
Vaas: he shows up at vu forums, writes a few paragraphs and everybody takes his words as fucking gospel
Jason: Yeah
Vaas: but in actual he did shit for this fucking community
Jason: I dont even know is he active now lol?
Jason: Did he left VU?
Vaas: they say he is in china sucking asian dicks
Jason: Hahahah
Jason: True
Vaas: and i also heard he's black. psst
Jason: Lmao
Jason: Yeah
Jason: A nigga
Vaas: so tell me dude
Vaas: im Vaas the biggest human pirate there ever was
Vaas: and im kind of jealous of this idiot
Jason: Lol
Jason: Why that?
Vaas: ehh
Vaas: well
Vaas: i mean all vu sucks his dick
Jason: "Most"
Jason: Not all
Jason: Just most of them
Vaas: yeah maybe
Vaas: there are some combustible elements for sure
Vaas: BUT
Jason: Yeah ...
Vaas: outside VU
Vaas: there's one who sucks the most
Vaas: the russian arabian combo - morphine
Jason: Hahhaha
Jason: That little fucker
Vaas: his father was russian and his mom was an arab prostitute?
Vaas: or the vice versa
Vaas: ?
Jason: Hahah yeah
Vaas: yeah what
Jason: I laughed so fucking hard when somebody told me that
Jason: It was 2 years ago
Vaas: who is this "somebody"
Vaas: dont tell me it was bishop
Jason: Welll .....
Vaas: ...
Jason: It was his best friend
Jason: Vinny the ruined
Vaas: more like his mom's breast feeding friend
Jason: Lmao
Jason: Yeah, it could be like that
Vaas: hey jason brody
Vaas: tell me just this one fucking thing okay?
Jason: Sure
Vaas: why does morphine like to meddle with other clans affairs so much?
Vaas: is he depressed and wants attention?
Jason: He loves when they throw cum on him
Jason: He feels like a little girl
Jason: And he loves to be like one
Vaas: i can give him a cumfull of glass per day
Vaas: will he then take my side?
Jason: Some people call him gay but some others call him lesbian
Vaas: next time i go to war with BLK/ULK/DLK/
Vaas: ?
Jason: Hahah anything you want
Jason: This is vcmp
Vaas: the correct word is hetrosexual
Jason: We can so whatever the fuck we want
Jason: do*
Jason: Yes, thank you
Vaas: brb marijuana time
Jason: Aight